Chida chilichonse chimasankhidwa payekha ndi (obsessed) mkonzi.Zomwe mumagula kudzera pamaulalo athu zitha kukupatsani ntchito.
Ngati muli ngati ife, mungafune kudziwa zomwe anthu otchuka amawonjezera pamagalimoto awo ogulitsa.Osati ma brooch a JAR ndi mipando ya Louis XV, koma kutsitsi tsitsi ndi maburashi amagetsi.Kugwa uku, Hasan Minhaj wakhala wotanganidwa: chiwonetsero chake cha sewero la solo The King's Jester adayamba sabata ino, ndipo posachedwapa adagwirizana ndi Madewell kumapeto kwa 2021. chikwama, ndi ayisikilimu zomwe zidamupangitsa kumva ngati "nkhalamba".
Ndinapeza izi mu 2008, pamene ndinali ndikugwirabe ntchito tsiku ndi tsiku.Inu mukudziwa zaka zingati zapitazo pamene munagula sweatshirt, mumanena kuti, "Chabwino, ndigule yaposachedwa kwambiri?"Koma nthawi yomweyo, mumakayikira ngati zikhala bwino.Izi zili choncho.Ndikufuna kukufunirani zabwino zonse ndipo ndipitiliza kuzigwiritsa ntchito mpaka pansi pang'ambike ndipo sindingathenso kuzigwiritsanso ntchito.Zakhala zikubweranso nane padziko lonse lapansi-njira iliyonse yapansi panthaka ku New York, eyapoti yapadziko lonse lapansi, ulendo uliwonse wopita ku Europe, India, Asia, ngakhalenso South Africa.Anthu amandifunsa kuti, “Bwanji osagula zinthu zapamwamba kapena zapamwamba?”Ndikuvomereza kuti ndalingalirapo.Jason Sudeikis ali ndi chikwama ichi, ndikuganiza kuti chikuwoneka bwino.Ndichikopa komanso chabwino kwambiri.Koma nditamasula zipi ndikuyesera kuyendayenda, ndinati, “Ayi.”Chilichonse chikhoza kugwedezeka mmenemo chifukwa chiri ndi zigawo zochepa kwambiri.Zikuwoneka bwino, koma sizothandiza.Ndi za ntchito.Koma ndikungofuna izi chifukwa zili ndi magawo abwino kwambiri.Zimakwanira chilichonse, koma mwadongosolo.Sindikufuna kuti zinthu zanga zonse zimasulidwe ndikugwedezeka mu chikwama changa.Zili ngati ovololo: anthu akhoza kudana nazo, koma pali zinthu zochepa zothandiza ngati ma ovololo.
Izi ndi zodabwitsa.[Mkazi wanga] Msuweni wake wa Bina anamugulira tsiku la ukwati wathu.Nditalowa mu hotelo yawo yaying'ono, ndidawona kuti zida izi zidadzaza ndi chilichonse chomwe Bina angafune patsiku laukwati wake.Pali Tylenol, wodzigudubuza lint, zinthu zambiri.Ili ndi matumba ang'onoang'ono awa osiyanasiyana.Ndinadzifunsa kuti, bwanji osagwiritsa ntchito zinthu ngati izi?Ndidayenda ndi zida zazing'ono za Dopp zopusa izi zomwe ndizochulukitsidwa.Alibe wowalekanitsa.Zonse zimangofinyidwa palimodzi.Sindiyenera kuyang'ana paliponse ndi zida izi.Woona mtima: Bwanji osakhala ndi zikwama zambiri ngati izi, makamaka azimayi?Mumaponya chinachake mkati ndipo chimasowa kosatha.Koma ndi izi, ndikudziwa komwe kuli zonse chifukwa ndikutha kuziwona.Ndi mwadongosolo kwambiri.
Monga anthu ambiri aku Asia, ndili ndi tsitsi lakuda lolunjika.Ndikaumitsa tsitsi langa m'madzi, limakhala lathyathyathya ndikuwoneka ngati lodulidwa ngati mbale.Kutentha kwa gombe lakum'mawa kwakhala koopsa kwambiri, kotero kumapangitsa tsitsi langa kukhala lovuta.Pomade yadongo ya Baxter ndi yokhuthala moti ndimatha kuisisita ndi manja anga ndikuyika patsitsi langa, ndipo imamangiriza pamodzi momwe ndikufunira.Siwonyezimira kwambiri kapena mafuta;ili ndi mapeto oyera kwambiri.Ndipo ine sindiyenera kuika zinthu zambiri pa tsitsi langa, chifukwa pang'ono akhoza kuchita izo.Gulu la zodzoladzola la The Daily Show lidandidziwitsa koyamba za mankhwalawa.Ndine munthu wotchuka yemwe adaba katundu wawo.Chabwino, ayi—ine sindimaba izo, inemwini.Koma ndikasiya chiwonetsero kapena polojekiti, ndifunsa mokoma mtima kuti: "Hey, ndingabwereke izi?"Pafupifupi nthaŵi zonse amati, “Bwanji simukuvomereza?”Ndizilandira mokondwera.
Ndimameta tsitsi langa milungu iwiri iliyonse.Ine ndi wokonza tsitsi wanga tili ndi ubale wabwino.Anthu akumenyera ometa ku New York.Ometa ena amasilira ndi anthu, ndipo mutha kudikirira kwa nthawi yayitali kuti mupangane nawo kapena kukhala kasitomala wamba.Anawonetsetsa kuti tsitsi ndi ndevu zanga ndizofanana komanso zowoneka bwino.Koma ndikafuna kumeta ndevu zanga, makamaka pamsewu, ndimagwiritsa ntchito chodulira ndekha.Ndevu zanga ndi zakuda komanso zokhuthala, choncho ndimayenera kuzidula zikamera.Chodulira ichi ndi chodalirika kwambiri.Koma ndimagwiritsa ntchito mu bafa ya hotelo yokha.Ine ndi mkazi wanga timagawana bafa.Palibe choipa kuposa kudula zikhadabo kapena ndevu zonse.Ndinapanga nthabwala posachedwa, kwenikweni: Ndimachita zimbudzi zamahotelo monga momwe United States imachitira ndi mfundo zake zakunja.Ndilowa m'munda wachilendo, ndikuwusokoneza, ndikuchokapo, ngati kuti ili silinakhale vuto langa.Pepani, koma panthawi imodzimodziyo, sindikupepesa kwenikweni.Ndinadula zikhadabo zanga pamenepo.Ndikumeta ndevu zanga pamenepo.Ndimachita zinthu zomwe sindikanachita kumudzi kwathu chifukwa sindikufuna kusokoneza bafa yanga.Ndimalemekeza kwambiri mkazi wanga.Aliyense amene amachita zimenezi mu bafa kugawana ndi theka lina ndi chilombo.
Ichi ndi chinthu china chomwe chimandikumbutsa za dipatimenti yodzipakapaka.Anandileradi.Ndine wopusa kwambiri.Ndinataya zinthu pa zovala zanga pa nkhomaliro - chinali shati yoyera - ndipo ndinapita kwa iwo, ndikuchita manyazi pang'ono, monga, "Pepani kuti ndinachita izi."Iwo sanachite mantha.Anangotulutsa cholembera cha Tide ndikuchikonza.Ndayamikira kwambiri.Ndimakhala pamanja nthawi zonse.Ndi pafupi ndi cholembera ndi highlighter mu chikwama changa.
Chidutswa chilichonse cha zinthu zaofesi yanga chimakhala ndi gawo lofunika kwambiri pamoyo wanga.Sindikudziwa zomwe ndikanachita popanda chilichonse.Palibe kukakamizidwa ndikalemba pa chikasu pad.Sindiyenera kulemba mabuku kapena nkhani.Zitha kuchitika mosavuta pongotembenuza tsamba.Pamene ndikufuna kulemba lingaliro lofulumira kwambiri, ndimatenga nalo ndikulitulutsa, ziribe kanthu zomwe ndikufuna kukumbukira panthawiyo.Ndili ndi cholembera, ndiye ili ndi lingaliro chabe.Ngati ndikhala pansi ndikufunika kumenya kudzoza uku komwe kumangondigwira ngati, kuphulika, lingaliro linandikhudza.Ndinachitulutsa ndikuchilemba, chifukwa ndani akudziwa ngati ndidzakhalanso ndi malingaliro awa, kapena ngati lingaliro ili lidzakhala chinachake.
Izi zikumveka ngati zopenga, koma chonde pirirani.Chifukwa chake zolemba zanga zomata zidapangidwa kuti zikhale zachangu kwambiri, nthawi iliyonse, kulikonse.Ndikuwoneka ngati wamisala, chifukwa ndidzatulutsa zolemba zambiri m'thumba langa - ndikuziyika m'thumba langa ndi cholembera - ndimangolemba malingaliro m'mapaki kapena malo opezeka anthu ambiri kapena masitima apamtunda.Ndimagwiritsa ntchito nthawi iliyonse yomwe ndili ndi lingaliro lofulumira kukumbukira.Chikalata changa chazamalamulo chimakhala chokhudza malingaliro omwe akufunika kulemetsedwa, kapena malingaliro omwe ndikufuna kubwereranso.Izi ndi zinthu zazing'ono kwambiri.Mwachitsanzo, ndili ndi imodzi pano yomwe imati, "Mpatseni Bina cappuccino", ndipo iyi imati, "Sinthani gawo lachitatu."Chifukwa chake ndiyenera kutenga cappuccino ndikukweza machitidwe Atatu oyamba-ntchito yofunika kwambiri.Izi ndi zinthu zanga zamtengo wapatali kwambiri.sindikuseka.
Ichi ndi cholembera changwiro.Cholembera ichi ndi chokwanira kwa anthu ogwira ntchito ndipo chikhoza kugulidwa ku Staples iliyonse, kotero simukusowa kupita kumasitolo apadera openga ku Switzerland kapena Japan kuti mugule, ndipo imayenda pamlingo wapamwamba kwambiri.Ichi ndi cholembera cha ogwira ntchito.Sipadzakhala kutentha kwambiri, ndipo inki idzatha mofulumira kwambiri.Ili ndi magalimoto okwanira.Ndi yokhuthala mokwanira kotero kuti mutha kulemba mwachangu komanso momveka bwino komanso mosavuta kuwerenga.Mtengo wake ndi woti nditha kugula zisanu kapena khumi nthawi imodzi osamva ngati ndikuwononga.Ndimalemba zonse.Chifukwa chake, ndili ndi cholembera changa chowunikira, cholembera changa komanso cholembera changa chenicheni mchikwama changa.
Ndinkagwira ntchito ku OfficeMax ndili kusekondale.Ndagulitsa makina osindikizira.Chifukwa chake mwina ndichifukwa chake ndili wapadera kwambiri pazantchito zamaofesi.M'malingaliro mwanga, anthu omwe alibe malingaliro amphamvu pa zolembera amakayikira kwambiri.Pankhani ya highlighter yanga, ndine watsankho.Iyenera kukhala yachikasu.Ndipo iyenera kukhala yokhuthala.Ndimagwiritsa ntchito Sharp.Ngati mugwiritsa ntchito chowunikira chakuda, mtundu wakuda umapangitsa kuti tsambalo lisawerengedwe.Buluu, wobiriwira, wofiirira, palibe chomwe chingagwiritsidwe ntchito.Ndimatsindika zamitundu yonse.Zolemba zanga pamitundu yonse yamapepala ndizokutidwa ndi zolembera zowunikira.Ndikuchifuna.Zikakhala papepala, zingandithandize kukonza maganizo anga.
Kukhala wamkulu ndikuchita bwino m'malo anu.Sindingathe kudya paketi ya nsomba zaku Sweden monga ndimachitira kale, kotero ma SmartSweets awa amandipatsa mpweya wokwanira wa nsomba zaku Sweden kuti ndikhale wosangalala.Sali ofanana ndendende.Sindikhala pano ndikukuuzani kuti amakoma chimodzimodzi.Koma ali pafupi kwambiri.Maswiti omwe timadya ku America ndi okoma kwambiri.Mukapita ku Ulaya kapena kulikonse, maswiti sakhala okoma kwambiri.Zokhwasula-khwasula zathu za shuga ndizothandiza kwambiri, choncho zimakhala zovuta kuzibwereza m'njira yomwe ingakukomereni bwino.Amapangitsa mfundo izi kukhala pafupi ndi chinthu chenicheni kukhala chochititsa chidwi.
Mwana wathu wamkazi atabadwa, tinalandira mphatso imeneyi.Iyi ndi mphatso yodabwitsa ya tchuthi cha amayi kapena abambo.Ukakhala ndi mwana, anthu amakupatsa zinthu zosiyanasiyana, koma amangonena kuti, “Hei, ndikudziwa kuti muli ndi zinthu zamitundumitundu, koma ndakhala ndikukuganizirani ndipo ndikukhulupirira kuti muli bwino.”Zikaonekera, zidzapakidwa mumtsuko waukulu wowuma wa ayezi.Mumaona ngati mukutsegula chuma chobisika, ndiyeno mudzawona zokometsera zonsezi.Ndikumva ngati mwana.Aliyense amasonkhana mozungulira tebulo kuti awone zomwe zili mkatimo, kuti awone zokometsera zonse.Tsopano timangogula.Msuzi wa almond ndi imodzi mwazokonda zanga.Ndikanena mawuwa mokweza, ndimamva ngati munthu wachikulire, koma ndimakonda kwambiri.Ndili mwana, ndinkakonda kwambiri utawaleza wa utawaleza, koma nditakula ndinaona kuti zinali zonyansa kwambiri.Ndimamvanso motere za Sunny Delight-Sindikukhulupirira kuti ndinamwa.Kuitana zokometsera ngati amondi crunch monga momwe mumakonda ayisikilimu ndi gawo limodzi la kukula.
Ndimakonda kuyika kalembedwe kanga ngati kalembedwe ka Amereka ndi kansalu kakang'ono, monga nsapato zozizira zokhala ndi jeans ndi chinthu chimodzi kapena ziwiri zotchuka.Ichi ndi sweatshirt chatsiku ndi tsiku kwa ine.Ndizofewa kwambiri, zomasuka kwambiri, komanso zabwino kwambiri.Ndimavala kuzungulira nyumba.Ndimavala ndikapita ku eyapoti.Kuyika kwake ndikwabwino kwambiri, chifukwa sikulemera kwambiri, kotero ndikuyika pansi pa jekete la denim.Ndimakondanso matani a dziko lapansi posachedwa, ndipo ndimakonda fuchsia yake.Ndikuganiza kuti mtundu uwu ukundikwanira bwino.
Strategist ikufuna kupereka upangiri wothandiza kwambiri wa akatswiri pakugula mu gawo lalikulu la e-commerce.Zina mwazochita zathu zaposachedwa ndi monga chithandizo chabwino kwambiri cha ziphuphu zakumaso, kugudubuza katundu, mapilo ogona m'mbali, chithandizo chachilengedwe cha nkhawa ndi matawulo osambira.Tidzasintha ulalo ngati kuli kotheka, koma chonde dziwani kuti ntchitoyo itha kutha ndipo mitengo yonse ingasinthe.
Chida chilichonse chimasankhidwa payekha ndi (obsessed) mkonzi.Zomwe mumagula kudzera pamaulalo athu zitha kukupatsani ntchito.
Nthawi yotumiza: Oct-29-2021